2016 Land Rover Discovery Sport HSE: For the Person with Caviar Taste and a Fish Stick Budget. Are you a sophisticated individual who appreciates the finer things in life-like heated leather seats and British engineering-but also dies a little inside when you have to pay full price for a latte? Do you want to pull up to the country club looking like you own the place, while secretly knowing you paid less for your SUV than your neighbor paid for his lawnmower? Welcome home. Ohio Motor Group in Steubenville is officially enabling your champagne lifestyle on a tap-water budget. The Specs (Because youre smart, not just pretty): Mileage: A mere 71,683 miles. In Land Rover years, thats basically just finished with its morning tea and ready for a brisk walk. The Model: Its the HSE trim. That stands for Highly Sophisticated... Eh? (Actually, its High Standard Equipment, but lets stick with the vibe). The Price: $11,980. Weve priced this so low its practically an insult to the Queen. You could find $12k in your couch cushions if you looked hard enough (and if your couch is also from a Land Rover). Why you need this: This Discovery Sport is the ultimate Inconspicuous Wealth starter pack. It says, I have an offshore account, even if that account currently has a balance of $14.12. Its got the panoramic roof to let the sun in on your brilliant financial decisions and 4WD for when you need to navigate the rugged terrain of a grocery store parking lot during

Air Conditioning; Power Windows; Power Locks; Power Steering; Tilt Wheel; AM/FM CD/MP3; Satellite; Sentry Key; Keyless Entry; Alarm; Daytime Running Lights; Dual Front Airbags; Side Airbags; Head Airbags; Rear Head Airbags; Active Seatbelts; All Wheel ABS; Power Sun/Moon Roof